Thursday, April 30, 2009

Buttercup is Leaving Humperdink in Little Less'n Half-n-Hour

I don't celebrate divorce, but I'll make an exception in this case.

Everyone's favorite princess, Buttercup (AKA Robin Wright), will finally rid herself of her miserable, vomitous mass of a husband, Sean Penn, citing irreconcilable differences. 

Tell me, besides communist Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez, who doesn't have irreconcilable differences with that warthog faced buffoon?

***To Mr. Penn's attorneys***

The two seemingly derogatory remarks about your client are references to the film The Princess Bride in which your client's soon-to-be-ex-wife played a starring and endearing role and are not intended to personally defame Mr. Penn. Your client is a fine actor. It's what he says and does when he's not pretending to be someone else that I don't particularly care for.

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